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born in 1999 & living in Finland.
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In this blog you’ll mostly find the Lord of the Rings gifs I make and other stuff related to that, like “on this day in middle-earth” posts.

I also write a Merry Brandybuck x reader fanfiction called ’Daisies’. The link to that is at the end of the post.

This blog also includes stuff about my other hyperfixations:

Detroit: Become Human, Brooklyn 99, Grey’s Anatomy, Dechartgames, Dan and Phil, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, The Last of Us, Käärijä, Joker Out, Ace Attorney, The Sims, Glee, Gotham, painting, witchy stuff, crystals…

As a small tw I should say I sometimes post about my struggles with my BPD and the emotional rollercoaster it sometimes makes my life to be. Mostly happy stuff in here tho!

I am bisexual & have ADHD so might see some stuff about those things too. Mostly I ramble about the Lord of the Rings lmao.

I use #p for any personal thoughts and posts in case u see that and wonder wtf

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My mom just finished reading the Hobbit. She’s having a hard time starting the LOTR because of how thick the book is. (I only have the Finnish version as a one huge book)

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Me: So, how was the Hobbit?

Mom: It was not bad but it was kinda heavy to read. Tolkien kept describing trees for pages.

Me, glancing at the trilogy: Oh no! Well certainly nothing like that will happen to you again in the nearby future…

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batmanisagatewaydrug

actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

batmanisagatewaydrug

listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.

the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.

there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.

and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.

and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.

winterknightdragon

This is too specific to not be from experience

batmanisagatewaydrug

what are you, a time cop?